A promise

I'm going to try to post a funny story or joke every day that I post something. There is a good chance that the Editor will be a frequent inspiration for this thing so lets start with her. Today she shared with me the fact that when she first heard my ex had a birthday in October, thus a Scorpio, she and her husband knew the relationship was doomed. As they are both incredibly smart and sophisticated people, this was like hearing that my older brother still believes in the Easter Bunny.