Eva Longoria

Here's the wife of NBA star Tony Parker, the lovely Eva Longoria. Well done Mr. Parker!


Uh-oh...here's what she looks like, sans makeup:


I wonder if he knew what he was getting himself into?

Foreign language lessons

Shamelessly stolen from MensHealth

Smart Phrases to Use

"I understand your feelings, sweetheart."

"Thanks, baby."

"I was going to ask if you'd lost a little."

"This is delicious."

"I need your advice on something."

"I'm sorry. I'm an idiot sometimes."

"If you died!? Jeez, I'd date Jack Daniels!"

Dumb-Ass Comments to Avoid

"If you died? Probably Julie. No, no . . . Wendy."

"Yeah, well, my ex didn't think it was disgusting!"

"I'm sorry if that made you feel bad."

"I like you with a few extra pounds."

"Hey, I'll be home when I get home! All right?"

"I said I didn't want to talk about it."

"Our new intern has this skin that's kind of buttery gold. She's from the Philippines."

Peanut Butter & Jelly Day

Today, April 2nd is Peanut Butter and Jelly Day!!!!

Click here and sing along if you feel so moved.

Quick links

From Family Guy, Prom Night Dumpster Baby!


A real breakup letter, from a real person. You make me touch your hands for stupid reasons! For some reason I picture Ricardo Monalban from Star Trek 2:The Wrath of Kahn

After I listened to that one I was reminded of Ricardo Montalban in Star Trek 2 when he says: “To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.” Not quite as poetic as the breakup letter but still effective.

Rocky Balboa

I saw the newest Rocky movie in the theater when it came out last winter. Laugh if you will, but I thought it was a great movie. The DVD was just released last week so, via youtube, here are some of my favorite scenes that I feel give a good idea of what the movie is all about.

Here, Rocky is having a hard time dealing with the death of his wife:
"Stuff in the basement"


Rocky's son has lost his way:
"Keep moving forward"



The necessary training montage
"Building some hurtin bombs"


A scene from the final fight

A fun morning on the T

I get on the T far enough away from the city so I can usually get a seat. Its nice because in a few more stops the car gets so packed full of people it’s like being in cattle car. Everyone is just mindlessly staring off into space, still groggy from sleep, and being jostled into one another from the motion of the car on the tracks. That is not the best way to start the day. Other then for elderly or disabled/injured people, I won’t give up my seat for anything or anyone, including any hot chicks I may happen to see. Granted, there is a time and place for that kind of thing but it is not during the morning commute. That doesn’t mean I don’t feel some guilt about not getting up more. To that end, I’ve started closing my eyes and listening to my iPod and trying my best to ignore what is happening around me. Sometimes, when the car is really stuffed someone will lean on me or have some article of clothing or bag pressed up against me. It’s not really that big of a deal and it’s over soon enough. This morning was a bit different.

We had a big storm pass through yesterday and overnight everything turned to ice. Perhaps because of that, the train was extra crowded for most of the ride. As I already described, it’s not much of an issue for me since I’m sitting and my eyes are closed. When I felt something come to rest on my knee from the person standing in front of me I didn’t think much of it. In fact, I didn’t even open my eyes. That was a mistake. When we stopped at my destination my eyes opened and I see a man semi-straddling my knee. The thing that I felt resting on my knee may very well have been his nads. My reaction can be described best by watching this Family Guy clip:

Quiz time!

This really comes as no surprise:

You Are 50% Weird

Normal enough to know that you're weird... But too damn weird to do anything about it!

How Weird Are You?

And frankly, as several lucky ladies out there can attest:

You're an Expert Kisser

You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable

What Kind of Kisser Are You?