Eva Longoria

Here's the wife of NBA star Tony Parker, the lovely Eva Longoria. Well done Mr. Parker!


Uh-oh...here's what she looks like, sans makeup:


I wonder if he knew what he was getting himself into?

Foreign language lessons

Shamelessly stolen from MensHealth

Smart Phrases to Use

"I understand your feelings, sweetheart."

"Thanks, baby."

"I was going to ask if you'd lost a little."

"This is delicious."

"I need your advice on something."

"I'm sorry. I'm an idiot sometimes."

"If you died!? Jeez, I'd date Jack Daniels!"

Dumb-Ass Comments to Avoid

"If you died? Probably Julie. No, no . . . Wendy."

"Yeah, well, my ex didn't think it was disgusting!"

"I'm sorry if that made you feel bad."

"I like you with a few extra pounds."

"Hey, I'll be home when I get home! All right?"

"I said I didn't want to talk about it."

"Our new intern has this skin that's kind of buttery gold. She's from the Philippines."

Peanut Butter & Jelly Day

Today, April 2nd is Peanut Butter and Jelly Day!!!!

Click here and sing along if you feel so moved.